January 2012
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Annie: Oh shit he shot me oh shit oh fuck
Sebastian: Annie are you ok
Santana: Are you ok Annie
Sebastian: Annie omg are you ok Annie answer me
Santana: Annie are you ok fuck Annie shit are you ok
Sebastian: Are you ok stop messin with me you ok or not
Santana: Annie are you--
Annie: Guise a smooth criminal just shot me what do you think!? Maybe if you would've called an ambulance instead of asking me all these--
Annie: *dead*
Santana: Annie?
“Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but...”
– The Dreamers (via feelfearless)
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“Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.”
– Elizabeth Taylor (via ohthemockingbirdd)
1964-2010:
I want to help a girl with her eyeliner.
Seriously, I like being a gentleman.
hahaha omfg. this will FOREVER be the greatest OTP of my existence.
